to DJ and mr celery are you guys writing these classic songs down. i dont think i will be able to remember them by game time. absolute quality songs.
Here's a couple of new ones to add to the mix:
(to the tune of Lumberjack Song - Monty Python)
I'm a Novocastrian and I'm OK
I wank all night and I spank all day.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I go down the pits, and pick up coal
I go to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays I have foreplay, and make love to my pets.
Marinators:
He goes down the pits, and picks up coal
He goes to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays he has foreplay, and makes love to his pets.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I stick my head, between men’s legs,
I really like a scrum.
I’m a League fan in disguise, because I’m into bums.
Marinators:
He sticks his head, between men’s legs,
He really likes a scrum.
He a League fan in disguise, because he’s into bums.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I love the smog, I’m on the dole
I live on the Hunter River.
At Jets games I drink AvGas, I’ve got cirrhosis of the liver.
Marinators:
He loves the smog, He’s on the dole
He lives on the Hunter River.
At Jets games he drinks AvGas, and has cirrhosis of the liver.
Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.
I sing songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
I wish I lived in Gosford, and piss off this team called Jest.
Marinators:
He sings songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
He wishes he lived in Gosford, and pissed off this team called Jest.
(to the tune of ‘I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)’)
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be in the crowd that sang out aloud
To jump about when the Mariners score
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
You’re just the Knights in disguise,
You’re just the Knights in disguise…
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse,
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse…
(to the tune of ‘yellow submarine’)
You’re going down like a flaming Concord…
He’s gold, he’s poo,
He’s not a Socceroo
Ned Zelic, Ned Zelic
Gaylord goldshirts,
Gaylord goldshirts…
Nicky Mrdja,
There’s only one Nicky Mrdja,
One Nicky Mrdja,
There’s only one Nick Mrdja.
(to the tune of Monty Pythons ‘Spam’)
Smog, smog, smog, smog
Lots of smog! Wonderful smog!
Bring back the steelworks, bring back the steelworks...
Shit town, no fans, shit town no fans
You need another earthquake, you need another earthquake…
(to the tune of ‘you are my sunshine’)
You are a Bogan
A smelly Bogan
You're only happy on dolecheck day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away