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Post by DJ on Jul 18, 2005 16:24:21 GMT 10
That same 'dickhead' was the guy who cornered me at the end of the night to tell me that unless we get rid of the skull n bones from the banner etc. he wouldnt support us. I said that its a shame we're gonna lose him,(ok, I lied!) but we'll pick up lots more because of it! Dickhead, Dickhead..... Cheerio Cheerio Cherrio |
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Post by brett on Jul 18, 2005 16:35:32 GMT 10
I said to Karen, I'm not sure whether or not he was slightly 'autistic'? either that or well pissed! ( and I think the latter!) Maybe the lady with him was marinatormum? are you suggesting we could have a marinatordad on our hands? now that would be something |
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Post by DJ on Jul 20, 2005 15:49:28 GMT 10
What's the differnce between Parsley and Pubic Hair?
Nothing you just push them both to 1 side and carry on eating.
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Post by Penrith9103 on Jul 20, 2005 15:54:36 GMT 10
That's disgraceful.
But I like it !!! ;D
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Post by DJ on Jul 20, 2005 16:11:00 GMT 10
Did you hear the 1 about the 2 condoms?
They were walking down the road looking for somewhere to drink, and they stubbled across a gay bar, 1 condom says to the other....
"Hey do you fancy going in there and getting shit faced"
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Post by glen006 on Jul 20, 2005 17:42:18 GMT 10
I've modified this post, because I felt bad about joking about it so soon..
Why does the pitch at Old Trafford look so green?
...Because Millions of Dollars of Rubbish is kept on it.
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Post by omni on Jul 20, 2005 18:57:24 GMT 10
They'd have to bring in Andy Symods to do that! And by the way - far, far too soon, one has died and at least another one is on the brink.
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Post by Grunta on Jul 22, 2005 19:06:10 GMT 10
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball
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Post by Nah. on Jul 22, 2005 20:06:02 GMT 10
Ha ha, this is football related *the FAKE football that is* anyway.
What has 26 arms and 26 legs, but cant climb a lafdder?
The newcastle nights!!!
*ha ha ha*
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Post by brett on Jul 22, 2005 21:35:31 GMT 10
hahaha there's been some classics today but that takes the cake greenpea
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Post by omni on Jul 22, 2005 21:55:01 GMT 10
Yes, there was also what's the difference between a triangle and the Newcastle knights - a triangle has 3 points but then they got the 2nd bye. That's a nice one, heard it before but never get tired of it  |
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Post by Dean Cherry on Jul 24, 2005 10:36:43 GMT 10
;D 2 Gentlemen of Middle Eastern appearance are having their usual daily sauna and Turkish bath, when Ali mentions to Ahmed. "Ahmed I see you have a cork inserted in your rectum, would you like me to remove it?" Ahmed repled, I'm sorry Ali but sadly It wont come out." I was walking along the beach when I kicked an oil lamp buried in the sand, when all of a sudden there was a bright flash. A Genie suddenly appeared who resembled George Bush and was decked out in the Stars and Stripes. He said I will give you one wish my friend. I was so surprised I exclaimed "No Shit". ;D
Sorry mightn't be PC but couldn't resist.
Cheers D.C.
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