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Post by keensy on Apr 10, 2006 15:38:00 GMT 10
Psyco
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
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Post by Grunta on Apr 10, 2006 16:45:27 GMT 10
Billy Madison
"This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture."
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Post by DJ on Apr 10, 2006 16:58:43 GMT 10
South Park
"Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it"
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Post by keensy on Apr 10, 2006 17:00:24 GMT 10
South Park
Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Apr 10, 2006 17:27:53 GMT 10
Van Wilder.. party Liasion
"ladies and gentleman, can i please have your attention.i have just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story.and i need all of you to stop what your doing and listen..CCCCAAANNNOOONNNBBALLLLLLL"
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Post by keensy on Apr 10, 2006 17:40:20 GMT 10
anchorman
im not a puppet, im a real boy
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Apr 10, 2006 17:49:19 GMT 10
Shrek
"tina ya fat lard,come get some dinner"
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Post by DJ on Apr 10, 2006 17:55:44 GMT 10
Napoleon Dynamite
"I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
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Post by pom pom on Apr 10, 2006 18:39:30 GMT 10
dodge ball
"beans arnt fruit or musical"
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Post by sideshow on Apr 10, 2006 19:26:42 GMT 10
no idea, anyone?
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Post by pom pom on Apr 10, 2006 20:18:13 GMT 10
hehehe
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Post by voice of reason on Apr 10, 2006 21:09:23 GMT 10
dodge ball "beans arnt fruit or musical" The Simpsons Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot Try this one: "nothing will come of nothing; speak again" |
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Post by DJ on Apr 10, 2006 21:29:01 GMT 10
King Lear?
Pom Pom - Simpson's a movie jackass
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Post by DJ on Apr 10, 2006 21:34:26 GMT 10
and here's mine
You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!
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Post by pom pom on Apr 10, 2006 21:35:13 GMT 10
why are u calling me a jackass?  ?? if its because i used the simpsons....GET OVER IT.... ;D ...someone did a tv show before i did.... |
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Post by DJ on Apr 10, 2006 21:36:32 GMT 10
why are u calling me a jackass? ?? if its because i used the simpsons....GET OVER IT.... ;D ...someone did a tv show before i did.... ok ur both jackass'  back to the most recent - 'You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!' |
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Post by jpmariner on Apr 10, 2006 22:07:46 GMT 10
^40 year old virgin
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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Post by Jimmydinho on Apr 10, 2006 22:14:52 GMT 10
The Usual Suspects
"If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"
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Post by keensy on Apr 10, 2006 22:23:40 GMT 10
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Apr 10, 2006 22:27:28 GMT 10
as good as it gets
"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women."
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