Post by Melsy on Sept 15, 2006 16:54:14 GMT 10
GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a
pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their
food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3am in the morning.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember
where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours
of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to
the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - The typical male adolescent who works in a burger
restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of
training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought
in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
goo!Oo! Ho! Aa!Aa! Aa!
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when
you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leave
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman.
of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a
pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their
food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3am in the morning.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival
home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember
where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours
of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to
the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.
GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS - The typical male adolescent who works in a burger
restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that
staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of
training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought
in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you
goo!Oo! Ho! Aa!Aa! Aa!
MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when
you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leave
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive woman.
