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Post by T on Feb 24, 2007 17:35:35 GMT 10
Everyone knows at least one.........  How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?? There is whiteout all over your screen. |
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Post by Chimmi Churri on Feb 24, 2007 18:43:13 GMT 10
How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
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Post by nutmeg on Feb 24, 2007 23:31:25 GMT 10
What do you call a smart blonde ?
A golden retriever.
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Post by nutmeg on Feb 24, 2007 23:33:02 GMT 10
How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! Nah a mate of mine who is blonde, broke her foot by falling out of a tree |
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Post by T on Feb 25, 2007 9:20:56 GMT 10
A blonde walks into a hair dressers and asks for a hair cut,
The hair dresser says no problem and leads her to a chair.
As he's examining her hair he realises that she has a pair of headphones in.
"Excuse me miss," he says, "but your going to have to remove the headphones...."
"Sorry I can't" she reply's "If I do I will die!".
The hair dresser agrees to try to cut around the headphones but its not long before
the first earphone wire gets cut.
Opps the hair dresser said.... The blonde said it was ok as long as she still had one earphone in she would be ok, just please don't cut the other one or she would just die.
So the hair dresser continued to cut her hair and before long he cut the 2nd earpiece wire and shortly after the blone fell out of the chair, not breathing.
The hairdresser is baffeled, he has no idea how listening to something can keep you alive and so he gets a new set of headphones and plugs them in and this is what he hears:
Breath in,............ Breath out
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Post by keensy on Feb 25, 2007 21:01:11 GMT 10
Are you blonde yourself?  ? because you struggled with the title of the thread |
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Post by forzamariners on Feb 25, 2007 22:13:47 GMT 10
haha owned
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Feb 26, 2007 8:02:24 GMT 10
Are you blonde yourself? ? because you struggled with the title of the thread blond is the masculine form of the word, blonde the feminine. as blonde jokes are generally about women, the feminine is used more often. this is pretty much the only word i can think of in english with masculine and feminine forms. |
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Post by thesandman on Feb 26, 2007 10:33:34 GMT 10
Once there was a blonde bear caught in a bear trap.
She chewed off three legs and was still stuck....
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Post by marinermick on Feb 26, 2007 11:06:51 GMT 10
Are you blonde yourself? ? because you struggled with the title of the thread blond is the masculine form of the word, blonde the feminine. as blonde jokes are generally about women, the feminine is used more often. this is pretty much the only word i can think of in english with masculine and feminine forms. dibo - the smartest blond i know |
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Feb 26, 2007 11:15:53 GMT 10
blond is the masculine form of the word, blonde the feminine. as blonde jokes are generally about women, the feminine is used more often. this is pretty much the only word i can think of in english with masculine and feminine forms. dibo - the smartest blond i know less smart than a repository of useless information |
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Post by T on Feb 26, 2007 12:48:38 GMT 10
Nice to see someone is actually paying attention... I was aware that the spelling was little off.... at least to someone who isn't as interested in spelling and grammer as others
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Post by soccerjesus on Mar 1, 2007 20:41:26 GMT 10
Do you know how a Blond switch the lights on, after a Party night?... She just open the Car Dor greets |
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Post by curious on Mar 1, 2007 20:57:33 GMT 10
How do you drown a blonde?
Put her in a circular pool & tell her to swim to the corner.
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Post by EGGBA on Mar 2, 2007 18:49:20 GMT 10
Two chicks (blonde and a brunette) are in a bar having a few drinks and they see on the news theres a chick about to jump of a bridge the blonde sais i bet ya $20 she doesn't jump the brunette accepts the bet then sure enough the chick jumps off the bridge so the blonde goes to coff up the money the brunette sais i can't accept it i cheated the tapes a replay i saw her jump yesterday the blonde replies I saw it yesterday as well I didn't think she'd do it again tho  |
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Post by LeedsMariner#4 on Mar 2, 2007 19:37:42 GMT 10
oldie but a goodie
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Post by Nah. on Mar 3, 2007 7:25:45 GMT 10
Why do people see us blondes as a form of entertainment? ha ha
Well anyway,
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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Post by Nah. on Mar 3, 2007 7:26:45 GMT 10
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
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Post by pom pom on Mar 19, 2007 21:05:35 GMT 10
lets all make fun of blondes hahaha you people make me sick.... im joking its all good.  here's one A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. "I'm here for the paint job," she said. "Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating. After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a porsche out back. It's a new BMW. |
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