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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 14:56:27 GMT 10
OK I think we all agree that a no swearing policy is a good idea for sunday. That cuts our songlist a bit, so lets get creative and work out alternatives.
I'll start.
"Can you hear Sydney sing?
Nooo, nooo
Can you hear sydney sing?
nooo, nooo
Can you hear sydney sing?
I CANT HEAR A FREEZING THING
nooo, nooo"
Whoever can get 'celery' up to scratch earns my respect.
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Post by marinermick on Jun 7, 2005 15:02:31 GMT 10
i reckon celery is passable sunday evening
we need one semi-rude song
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Post by omni on Jun 7, 2005 15:04:39 GMT 10
Celery is always passable, well apart from that time ABC radio came around and we needed to think of a chat, geeze that took a while!
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Post by Jeff (LouMacari) on Jun 7, 2005 15:06:17 GMT 10
i reckon celery is passable sunday evening we need one semi-rude song Well if Froggy is bringing his 'girlie enterage' ... how about "Mits out...for the boys... mits out for the boys!" |
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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 15:06:32 GMT 10
Celery is as bad as swearing.
You say f***, kids know what it is, their parents think we are a bit rude but i guess expect it from us.
You say the celery song and kids go mum what does that mean 'she wont come'? come where?
hmm i dunno what do others think? i just think it's fun changing it up for a day to be nice little marinators
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Post by omni on Jun 7, 2005 15:08:23 GMT 10
Good point that. I want to see someone try and change it up, ultimate respect there.
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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 15:09:07 GMT 10
When the Sydney team gets introduced/skates out:
Who the Puck are you?
Who the Puck are you?
Who the Puck are you?
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Post by Jeff (LouMacari) on Jun 7, 2005 15:10:28 GMT 10
....if she won't 'Hum' ?
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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 15:15:57 GMT 10
Where's that songbook gone? We need the "singing in a winter wonderland" song for this one.
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Post by Jeff (LouMacari) on Jun 7, 2005 15:25:58 GMT 10
are you doing that 'songsheet' thing with info of the 'mariators charity shield' on the back?
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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 15:34:31 GMT 10
RHINOS PLAYERS Goalie: David Wong #1 <- potential marinator favourite Bryce "Bonecrusher" Conrad #14 Forward "Bryce has being playing top level hockey for many years in NSW and also runs a local chiropractor business. He will be busy both on and off the ice this year and is looking forward to representing his home town on the coast." Lee Clarke #44 Defender 19yo Canadian import seems like a big of a superstar. Big hitter. Has a good rhymey name  Bohdan Gorman #25 goalie Probably wont play due to Wong being ahead of him but he has a great last name! David Dunwoodie #3 The newest player If he scores (which he did last week): "David Dunwoodie....Would he ever!!!" #15 Toby Naslund seems like a star he is an import from Sweden. Scores lots of goals I'll take a big list with all the players and numbers on the day so we know who is who but these bunch seem to be the stars/most interesting ones! |
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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 15:36:27 GMT 10
are you doing that 'songsheet' thing with info of the 'mariators charity shield' on the back? Hmm I'll see what we find out about the charity shield before then. Don't want to hand out somethnig that the details are going to change from. |
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Post by brett on Jun 7, 2005 15:38:37 GMT 10
From DJ
He's white
He's red
He'll smash you in the head
Bryce Conrad......Bryce Conrad!
He is the teams chiropractor as well as enforcer.
He's Red
He's Fine
He'll correct your dicky spine
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Post by kevrenor on Jun 7, 2005 15:41:57 GMT 10
i reckon celery is passable sunday evening we need one semi-rude song You can always start with the second verse - and that would be? Leprosy? Help us out here Mr Celery! |
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Post by marinermick on Jun 7, 2005 15:45:18 GMT 10
i reckon celery is passable sunday evening we need one semi-rude song You can always start with the second verse - and that would be? Leprosy? Help us out here Mr Celery! bugger me - there is a second verse? must have always been drunk to notice it |
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Post by omni on Jun 7, 2005 18:50:04 GMT 10
Wait SECOND verse???
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Post by MrCelery on Jun 7, 2005 18:52:02 GMT 10
The advantage of the celery song is that you can take it as a simple unoffensive song, or as X-rated, depending on how deviant your mind is.
The most offensive word is 'bum' Oooo-er, naughty naughty. ;D
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Post by MrCelery on Jun 7, 2005 19:02:30 GMT 10
The second verse might be a tad too risque. It goes like this(no kidding): Celery, celery, If she won't come, We'll tickle her bum, With a stick of celery. Waltzing Matilda, Somebody killed her, They found her in the grass, With celery up her arse. |
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Post by kevrenor on Jun 7, 2005 19:08:47 GMT 10
The second verse might be a tad too risque. It goes like this(no kidding): Celery, celery, If she won't come, We'll tickle her bum, With a stick of celery. Waltzing Matilda, Somebody killed her, They found her in the grass, With celery up her arse. Oh, dear I'd forgotten that! Weren't there verses like Leprosy, Pharmacy etc. I went to the Rowdies web site Song Book but only the 1st verse! And I'd forgotten about Sloppy Poo! |
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Post by DJ on Jun 8, 2005 8:36:30 GMT 10
A couple of normal clean chants :
We all follow a red Ice Hockey team,
A red Ice Hockey team
A red Ice Hockey team
We all follow a red Ice Hockey team...........
Gimmi an R,
Gimmi an H,
Gimmi an I,
Gimmi an N,
Gimmi an O,
Gimmi an S,
What have ya got?
Rhinos (Clap Clap Clap)
Rhinos (Clap Clap Clap)
Were quick,
Were slick,
Our team are fully sick (it ryhmes ok)
Rhinos, Rhinos...........
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