I shot myself cause i'm sexy and i do what i want

[alicia]

Ok, so i thought this was pretty funny. Subject of thread is what mine is.

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I murdered
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I bitched out
11---I had sex with
12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------a hooker
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a Jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a condom
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

Now put that in the subject line and send to all of your friends to make them laugh too!!!

[marinermick]

I choked on my dad because I was drunk


that's not good!

[Melsy]

I sang to a hooker because i was drunk

LOL thats made me laugh

[dibo (pron. "DIB-OH")]

i humped a homeless guy because that's how i roll


WTF?

[alicia]

dibo i think yours is my favourite so far.

[marinermick]

dibo said:

i humped a homeless guy because that's how i roll


WTF?

that'll teach you for wearing gray!

[marinermick]

marinermick said:

dibo said:

i humped a homeless guy because that's how i roll


WTF?

that'll teach you for wearing gray!

or "other"

[Pollock]

I gave my number to a baseball bat because im sexy and i do what i want.

Why am i giving my number to a baseball bat??
The second part is on the money tho

[pom pom]

I smacked a Jones soda Because I'm sexy and I do what I want ...

hahahaha

[DJ]

I smacked a DVD player beacuse thats how I roll!

[marinermick]

djgrounsell said:

I smacked a DVD player beacuse thats how I roll!

seems a bit pointless

[brett]

I gave a lapdance to a policeman because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[honey soy]

dibo said:

i humped a homeless guy because that's how i roll
WTF?

You're right. That's the funniest thing to think about! Humping and rolling.
;D ;D ;D

Mine's:
I bitched out a baseball bat because that's how I roll.

[alicia]

I have a new saying now. When people ask me why i tell them "because that's how I roll".

[Farthing]

I shot a stuffed animal Because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[blackadder]

I ate a (a) football player Because the voices told me to

[marinermick]

blackadder said:

I ate a (a) football player Because the voices told me to

oh, that's the best one yet in so many ways

[ryan]

I shot my dog because someone offered me a million dollars.

[Bearinator]

I smacked a paperclip because I was high.
Clearly I was, because honestly, who smacks a paperclip???

[omni]

I had sex with a condom because that's how I roll

yea serves me right for 23/11 and grey shirt