Post by marinermick on Jun 20, 2005 9:52:53 GMT 10
Being my club contact I get heaps of these emails. The one below is one of the funniest I have read in ages. Maybe we should sign him up for the charity day!!
I especially like his business appraoch to everything.
Dear Sir,
I’m a talented teenage goalkeeper of great dreams and plans for modern day soccer. I believe I have a promising future with my ability to score great freekicks and penalties. And I make marvellous saves as well. It’s my dream to play top-flight soccer somewhere outside my country. Therefore, I’ll seize every opportunity given to me to showcase my skills and talent in soccer. Moreover, it’s of great investment for me and anybody who manages me because I’ll definitely attract a lot of money with my flamboyant, entertaining and business-like soccer display. Hence, I’m ready to do business with any manager who feels he can help me because I’m not financially supported or encouraged in any way.
Therefore, I’d like you to be my manager to link me with any soccer club in your country to make my dreams and plans for modren soccer come true. Sir, I believe it’ll be of great business to you as I’ve said earlier because a lot of accolades are given to me always each time I’m on the pitch. Regardless of how young I am, I believe I’ll continue in this way to attract money for you if you’ll bring me to limelight. I actually want to play soccer and I’ll do it for you.
Sir, if there is any need for me to send my photograph and CV to you, I’ll surely do it immediately because they’re available.
It has been my dream to play soccer in your country. It’s been my dream to play fro the national team of your country. It’s my dream to achieve a lot in soccer. Also, it’s my dream to fetch u more money as my manager. Hence, I’d like you to help me to secure a soccer club of your choice in your country and also help me to get to your country because I can’t finance myself. I surely will be a great access to you and I’ll never fail to live up to expectation if you give me the chance.
Finally, I’d be grateful if my request is granted.
Yours truly,
RICHARD AMBROSE,
24 APESIN STREET,
MUSHIN,
LAGOS,
NIGERIA
I especially like his business appraoch to everything.
Dear Sir,
I’m a talented teenage goalkeeper of great dreams and plans for modern day soccer. I believe I have a promising future with my ability to score great freekicks and penalties. And I make marvellous saves as well. It’s my dream to play top-flight soccer somewhere outside my country. Therefore, I’ll seize every opportunity given to me to showcase my skills and talent in soccer. Moreover, it’s of great investment for me and anybody who manages me because I’ll definitely attract a lot of money with my flamboyant, entertaining and business-like soccer display. Hence, I’m ready to do business with any manager who feels he can help me because I’m not financially supported or encouraged in any way.
Therefore, I’d like you to be my manager to link me with any soccer club in your country to make my dreams and plans for modren soccer come true. Sir, I believe it’ll be of great business to you as I’ve said earlier because a lot of accolades are given to me always each time I’m on the pitch. Regardless of how young I am, I believe I’ll continue in this way to attract money for you if you’ll bring me to limelight. I actually want to play soccer and I’ll do it for you.
Sir, if there is any need for me to send my photograph and CV to you, I’ll surely do it immediately because they’re available.
It has been my dream to play soccer in your country. It’s been my dream to play fro the national team of your country. It’s my dream to achieve a lot in soccer. Also, it’s my dream to fetch u more money as my manager. Hence, I’d like you to help me to secure a soccer club of your choice in your country and also help me to get to your country because I can’t finance myself. I surely will be a great access to you and I’ll never fail to live up to expectation if you give me the chance.
Finally, I’d be grateful if my request is granted.
Yours truly,
RICHARD AMBROSE,
24 APESIN STREET,
MUSHIN,
LAGOS,
NIGERIA
....One of them the guy said his nickmane in Nigeria was David Beckham...lol...he said "You should feel priviledged that i have applied for you club, i expect a trial soon"