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Post by brett on Aug 29, 2005 15:19:48 GMT 10
As most you already know, the Mariners players have in their posession a mongoloid doll called Herbie. Herbie is 'awarded' to a player each week who has made a fool of himself or stood out in some way, and the player must carry herbie around everywhere they go with him all week. Herbie is not just a doll, he is his own man, he even has his own membership card at Mingara.
Herbie was reportedly stolen by Perth players at the away match last week, but we've discovered that he is in fact safe and well.
Now I believe that the Marinators special bond with the Mariners would be enhanced through the symbolisation of a girlfriend for Herbie. They have Herbie, we have his girlfriend, and when the Mariners party with the Marinators, Herbie and the girl doll can meet up and have some fun.
I now have in my possession said girl doll. Her head isn't mongoloid, (Herbie can pull better than that), but her face is the gumbiest thing I could find.
All she needs is a name.
Please leave suggestions here and the best ones will be put into a poll. Something that is a real name yet is unique with a lot of character, like Herbie, would be best. Feel free to say as many as you want!
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Post by brett on Aug 29, 2005 15:22:53 GMT 10
 Herbie (front left) celebrating with the Mariners |
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Post by marinermick on Aug 29, 2005 15:30:24 GMT 10
I'll put up Harriot meaning Home-ruler, Self-willed, Rebellious, Attractive.
Can someone do up a Marinators shirt and skirt or cheerleader outfit for her?
I vote that we give the girl doll to the Mariners before each game so Herbie has a date for the match.
They then can give it back to us for the rest of the week?
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Post by marinermick on Aug 29, 2005 15:34:44 GMT 10
oh, herbie even has a mingara membership!!!
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Post by brett on Aug 29, 2005 15:35:07 GMT 10
Hmm interesting I kinda liked the idea of waving her around when they scored and looked up into bay 16 etc.
Just looking at that picture the girl doll is about two thirds the size of herbie. Perfect height for him assuming he has genitals!!!
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Post by brett on Aug 29, 2005 15:36:27 GMT 10
oh, herbie even has a mingara membership!!! I said that in the first post! But yeah I'm going to try get girl doll a membership at CCLC since that is the Marinators home base as opposed to Mingers for the mariners. |
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Post by Auburn Mariner on Aug 29, 2005 15:37:45 GMT 10
Feral Cheryl from Peats Ridge!
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Post by DJ on Aug 29, 2005 15:40:20 GMT 10
I'll go with Marion - just coz it's the closest sounding name to Marinator that I can think of!
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Post by MsCanada on Aug 29, 2005 15:40:33 GMT 10
YOU GUYS ARE SICK... what do we want to want to make her? i can get a sewing machine....if you can get me the dolly.
What about Dotty (as in penalty shots??)
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Post by brett on Aug 29, 2005 15:46:00 GMT 10
other h-names i can think of-
hilary, heidi (i like that one) hilda, helga.
busy right now but will get a picture of her up later today so you can have a look as inspiration.
cant wait til she gets tits out for the boys! better go draw a pair on now!
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Post by MsCanada on Aug 29, 2005 15:50:12 GMT 10
i will have nothing ot do with tits...
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Post by Penrith9103 on Aug 29, 2005 15:53:35 GMT 10
I like Olga.
As long as I don't have to carry it.
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Post by MsCanada on Aug 29, 2005 15:54:47 GMT 10
HOTTY DOTTY STILL HAS MY VOTE ALTHOUGH FERAL CHERYL ALSO HAS HER CHARM
oops sorry caps agains... not shouting
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Post by oor on Aug 29, 2005 20:22:11 GMT 10
`Patsy Scrag`.........?
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Post by sealpup on Aug 29, 2005 20:56:37 GMT 10
Victoria perhaps, after a certain ex Man U player's wife?
Dotty sounds good though. Wonder how many loyalty points Herbie has on his Mingara card. Lawrie seemed keen to point out that everyone benefits from Herbie's gambling habit!
MsCanada: you couldn't 'pad' the girl out a bit, as tits seem to be a common (very common indeed as my dear old Mum would say) theme with us. Maybe one of those uplift bras?
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Post by Rowdy on Aug 29, 2005 21:09:23 GMT 10
Hell Amber, you might as well sew her up a G- String to go with the push-up!?  ;D ;D |
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Post by Fish on Aug 29, 2005 21:19:11 GMT 10
Great idea WT I think we should adopt the players method in awarding it to our DH of the week and they must carry it in the Kendall and to the game.
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Post by Rowdy on Aug 29, 2005 21:25:40 GMT 10
Go one better. Get one of those 'baby carriers' where it's strapped to the wearer's chest, keeping our little girl safe. The Marinator wearing that is gonna look like a right-royal DH ;D
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Post by MsCanada on Aug 29, 2005 21:40:50 GMT 10
i repeat "you guys are sick..."  |
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Post by Fish on Aug 29, 2005 21:41:41 GMT 10
Wondere what size carrier Omni needs.lol
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