Newcaslte chants.

[Jimmydinho]

put all the chants you want to sing in this thread if theyre not already in here. and i will print the collection off on sunday morning to practice them on the bus. i can see this is gonna be fun.

We are mariners, we are mariners,
Piss on you! Piss on you!
You’ve got no cojones,
you’ve got no cojones
Ours are huge! Ours are huge!

Away in the manger, no crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus sat up and he said...
oh i hate newcaslte, oh i hate newcaslte

f*** United, f*** Unted
United f*** YOU!

You can’t say, "f***" in Foxboro,
You can’t say, "f***" in Foxboro!
Can’t say, "f***",
Can’t say, "f***",
You can’t say, "f***" in Foxboro!

If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I’d fly over newy tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below!
I'd shit on the bastards below!
I’d fly over newy tomorrow,
And i'd shit on the bastards below!

(to the tune of Lumberjack Song - Monty Python)
I'm a Novocastrian and I'm OK
I wank all night and I spank all day.

Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.

I go down the pits, and pick up coal
I go to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays I have foreplay, and make love to my pets.

Marinators:
He goes down the pits, and picks up coal
He goes to watch the Jets.
On Wednesdays he has foreplay, and makes love to his pets.

Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.

I stick my head, between men’s legs,
I really like a scrum.
I’m a League fan in disguise, because I’m into bums.

Marinators:
He sticks his head, between men’s legs,
He really likes a scrum.
He a League fan in disguise, because he’s into bums.

Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.

I love the smog, I’m on the dole
I live on the Hunter River.
At Jets games I drink AvGas, I’ve got cirrhosis of the liver.

Marinators:
He loves the smog, He’s on the dole
He lives on the Hunter River.
At Jets games he drinks AvGas, and has cirrhosis of the liver.

Chorus:
He's a Novocastrian and he's OK
He wanks all night and he spanks all day.

I sing songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
I wish I lived in Gosford, and piss off this team called Jest.

Marinators:
He sings songs for the Squadron
But the Mariners are the best.
He wishes he lived in Gosford, and pissed off this team called Jest.

(to the tune of ‘I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)’)
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be in the crowd that sang out aloud
To jump about when the Mariners score
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da
Fa la la (fa la la)
Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

You’re just the Knights in disguise,
You’re just the Knights in disguise…

You can stick Thuggery League up your arse,
You can stick Thuggery League up your arse…

(to the tune of ‘yellow submarine’)
You’re going down like a flaming Concord…

He’s gold, he’s poo,
He’s not a Socceroo
Ned Zelic, Ned Zelic

Gaylord goldshirts,
Gaylord goldshirts…

Nicky Mrdja,
There’s only one Nicky Mrdja,
One Nicky Mrdja,
There’s only one Nick Mrdja.

(to the tune of Monty Pythons ‘Spam’)
Smog, smog, smog, smog
Lots of smog! Wonderful smog!

Bring back the steelworks, bring back the steelworks...

Shit town, no fans, shit town no fans

You need another earthquake, you need another earthquake…

(to the tune of ‘you are my sunshine’)
You are a Bogan
A smelly Bogan
You're only happy on dolecheck day
Your mum's a stealer
Your dad's a dealer
Please don't take my hubcaps away

[MsCanada]

do we sing about mrdja if he's not playing?

[DJ]

Heres a couple from another thread......

If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap)
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap)
If you all hate Newcastle
all hate Newcastle
If you all hate Newcastle clap your hands (clap clap clap clap)


Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
put the Jets on the top
Then the Sydney
and the Melbourne
and burn the bloody lot!


Oh Newcastle
Is full of shit
Oh Newcastle is full of shit
It's full of scum, Inbreds
and the Jets
Oh Newcastle is full of shit


Nick Carle is a wanker
he wears a wankers hat
he wanks all over porno mags
he is a f***ing twat
he doesn't play for Sydney
he plays for the scum
he's worse than his brother
and he takes in up the bum

[DJ]

misscanada said:

do we sing about mrdja if he's not playing?

Newcastle hate Mrdja after he broke Durrante's leg!

[blackadder]

In your Newcastle slums

In your Newcastle slums
You look in the dust bin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and think it's a treat
In your Newcastle slums

Your mums on the dole and your dads in the nick
You can't get a job because you so f******* thick
In your Newcastle Slums

Your sister is your mum
your dads a homless bum
In your Newcastle Slums

[blackadder]

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be?
Should I be Newcastle or Mariners FC
Heres what she said to me!
Go wash your mouth my son,
And grab your fathers gun
And shoot some Newcastle scum....

[kevrenor]

blackadder said:

Should it be Newcastle or Mariners FC
And here is what he said to me
Go and get the gun
We shoot Newcastle Scum
shoot Newcastle scum

Close but no cigar!

[brett]

We hate you cause you're from Newcastle (9 claps)

Does your mother know you're here? (to teenage fans [all of them])

How was your rehearsal?
How was your rehearsal?

(to Ned Zelic)
Are you Joey in disguise?

[marinerbhoy]

where is terry venables?
where is terry?
where is terry?
where is terry venables?

still hate newcastle
you know we still hate newcastle!

newcastle is a shithole
newcastle is a shithole

[omni]

Penalties, penalties, penalties...

Broken leg, broken leg, broken leg...

Did you pracitice silence, did you practice silence (D-I-S-C-O tune)

[brett]

I like penalties...maybe some variations

Do you fancy a shootout? etc

[omni]

Every time Reddy touches the ball you could chant out YELLOW CARD!

Can you even buy a beer, doodah doodah, can you even by a beer oh da doodah day.....

[grimsbymariner]

Here's some Grimsby songs:

We only sing when we're fishing,
sing when we're fiiiiiiiiiishing,
we only sing when we're fiiiiiishing,
sing when we're fishing,
we only sing when we're fishing....

Maaaaaariners, Maaaaaariners, Maaaaaaaariners....

We are Town,
We are Town, We are Town,
We are Town, We are Town, We are Tooooooown,
We are Town, We are Town, We are Town,
We are Town,
WE ARE TOWN!

(to the tune of 'when the saints go marching in' only sang much faster)

Oh when the Town, Oh when the Town,
Go steaming in, Go steaming in,
Oh when the Town go steaming in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Town go steaming in....

We piss on your fish,
yes we do, yes we do.....

Waaaalking down the Grimsby Road to see the Slade's aces,
Ohhhh the lads you should have seen us coming,
the fastest team in all the land, always in the running,
All the lads and lasses with the smiles upon their faces ,
Waaaaalking down the Grimsby Road to see the Sladey's aces.........

We all hate Hull (City), we all hate Hull,
we all hate Hull, and we all hate Hull......

(to the tune of 'always look on the bright side of life')
Always shit on the north side of the bridge,
di-doo-di-doo-di-doo-di-doo.....

we're the pride of, we're the pride of,
we're the pride of Lincolnshire,
weeeeeeee're the pride of Lincolnshire........

we love you Grimsby we do,
we love you Grimsby we do,
we love you Grimsby we do,
ohhhh Grimsby we love you....

I'm Grimsby 'til i die,
i'm Grimsby 'til i die,
i know i am, i'm sure i am,
i'm Grimsby til i die........

away game chants:

shit ground, no fans,
shit ground, no fans....

oh (insert name of place- example, Sheffield)
oh Sheffield,
is full of shit, is full of shit,
oh sheffield is full of shit,
it's full of shit, dykes and homos,
oh Sheffield is full of shit...........

(to the tune of Land of hope and glory- Englands national anthem)

We all follow the Griiiiimsby,
over land and sea,
and Yorkshire,
We all follow the Griiiiimsby,
on to viiiiictory,

all together now.......

We also have many variations along the lines of the chants that you guys sing.

[marinermick]

Can someone tell me where Grimsby actually is?

I would actually love to go and see a game when in the UK. Do you play at home on the 4th of December?

[DJ]

marinermick said:

Can someone tell me where Grimsby actually is?

I would actually love to go and see a game when in the UK. Do you play at home on the 4th of December?

Grimsby is up north Mick near Hull on the Southern side of the river Humber, from London a good 5 hour drive I would imagine?

Had a quick look on their web site, closest game to that date is 6th December vs Rochdale. If your there any earlier they are away to Oxford on 26/11 which is only an hour - 90 mins from London.

[marinermick]

djgrounsell said:

marinermick said:

Can someone tell me where Grimsby actually is?

I would actually love to go and see a game when in the UK. Do you play at home on the 4th of December?

Grimsby is up north Mick near Hull on the Southern side of the river Humber, from London a good 5 hour drive I would imagine?

Had a quick look on their web site, closest game to that date is 6th December vs Rochdale. If your there any earlier they are away to Oxford on 26/11 which is only an hour - 90 mins from London.

Looked at the website myself just then and they have no Sunday game - bugger

I'll be in Copenhagen on the 26th and Nice on the 6th.

I will have to find a game to go to in London on the 4th!

[marinermick]

03 December 2005
Birmingham v West Ham, 15:00
Blackburn v Everton, 15:00
Bolton v Arsenal, 15:00
Charlton v Man City, 15:00
Chelsea v Middlesbrough, 15:00
Liverpool v Wigan, 15:00
Man Utd v Portsmouth, 15:00
Newcastle v Aston Villa, 15:00
Tottenham v Sunderland, 15:00
West Brom v Fulham, 15:00

So tempting to try and get tickets to Chelsea that weekend.

Charlton v Man City might be cool as well

[DJ]

marinermick said:

03 December 2005
Birmingham v West Ham, 15:00
Blackburn v Everton, 15:00
Bolton v Arsenal, 15:00
Charlton v Man City, 15:00
Chelsea v Middlesbrough, 15:00
Liverpool v Wigan, 15:00
Man Utd v Portsmouth, 15:00
Newcastle v Aston Villa, 15:00
Tottenham v Sunderland, 15:00
West Brom v Fulham, 15:00

So tempting to try and get tickets to Chelsea that weekend.

Charlton v Man City might be cool as well

Chelski will be bloody expensive and extreamly hard to get a ticket!

Tottenham or Charlton are the only other London games, Charlton would be the cheapest and easiest for a ticket.

[grimsbymariner]

djgrounsell said:

marinermick said:

Can someone tell me where Grimsby actually is?

I would actually love to go and see a game when in the UK. Do you play at home on the 4th of December?

Grimsby is up north Mick near Hull on the Southern side of the river Humber, from London a good 5 hour drive I would imagine?

Had a quick look on their web site, closest game to that date is 6th December vs Rochdale. If your there any earlier they are away to Oxford on 26/11 which is only an hour - 90 mins from London.

Almost spot on there DJ. It's a good 4/5 hours from London or 3 hours from Manchester. As DJ said it's on the south bank of the river Humber. Population of Grimsby and Cleethorpes (resort Town joined on to Grimsby-so basically one big Town)= 110,000. I'd love to meet up with ya Mick if you could make either of those 2 games.

Fact: the twinned ports of Immingham (where i am from) and Grimsby, make up the largest port in Europe, and they handle 1/4 of the UK's cargo imports and exports.

[marinermick]

bugger, looks like it won't work out to get to grimsby

will look into the charlton v man city

i can practice giving cole shit for when he plays for the roar next season