parsley
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myessss, one for the chef!
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Post by parsley on May 29, 2006 16:46:28 GMT 10
myessss, hello my dear Marinators. My name is Parsley and i enjoy wine, reading, a good black and white film, wine, and acting sophisticated. from reading the trendy threads about wine tours, i have warmed to you fine people with fine tastes. i have discovered there a few out there like me, especially one called "Auburn Marinator". he sounds like very intelligent and handsome, just like Fred Astaire below. i have a proposition that you hip, jive cats out there might take, a screening of the ever-so-scene DA VINCI CODE! itll be screened at the effervescent Laycock St Theatre. There will also be a free Art exhibition of Wyomings finest, and free booths where you can ramble to the next fan about the complex issues of the DA VINCI CODE, hilighting points that the other boring reader didnt pick out, to make oneself appear smarter and original. there will also be coffee and cheese and crackers. *sips wine* mmmmm tantalising. the date for this is the 21st of June. make sure you are there so you cant miss out on acting 20 years older than you really are.
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Post by Bearinator on May 29, 2006 16:49:29 GMT 10
Drugs are bad, mkay.
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Post by pom pom on May 29, 2006 17:33:59 GMT 10
;D HAHAHA ;D
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Post by Penrith9103 on May 31, 2006 10:31:32 GMT 10
Is that you Boy George ??
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Post by brett on May 31, 2006 11:44:19 GMT 10
I thought this was classic. Where is the rebutal Auburn?
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Post by Auburn Mariner on Jun 14, 2006 10:01:06 GMT 10
"""i have discovered there a few out there like me, especially one called "Auburn Marinator". he sounds like very intelligent and handsome, just like Fred Astaire below."""
Time for a reply to this one. Chimi-Churri said it was about time I said something, so here goes:
Oh dear!! Poor man will be VERY disappointed when he meets me.
Intelligent, ahhh, no, missed out there big time; try Ursus, Kevrenor or, when sober, Rodent & GB.
Handsome, perhaps when compared with either the Toxic Avenger, Mr Blobby or Cousin It!!! I have a head like a smashed crab, and, as said at Golf, there are two Auburn Mariners, but they're both in my body!!
Fred Astaire: I dance like a deranged, three-legged, hallucinogenic pregant hippopotamus who is short of a feed.
I do like wine, dear Parsley, but sorry to disappoint you about the rest. Thanks for making my day, though!!
Cheerio,
The Happy Hippo
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