Virgins Coming to Bluetounge

[midfielder]

I am bringing 9 virgins and possibly 14 for the Sydney match. Virgins in the sense of first time at Bluetounge, these are my Mum, Sister, Brother in law, their two kids, plus Big Bear I work with Big Bear, his wife and two kids. Plus hopefully Mal & family across the road from me he goes to Flying Circus matches and I have told him he should come to the holy grail of OZ football at the CC. Also big Sue who lives next door to my Mum.

As an aside midfielder’s niece ( 8 yo little girl) thinks she was going to see Midfielder play and my sister had to explain Midfielder is on sidelines. She thinks I must be injured and asked me when I would be fit to play again, at 53 with the little girl looking up at me, I explained I do play, but no longer for the Mariners, she seemed heart broken and I felt bad.

Anyway back to the theme of my post can anyone find more virgins to bring than midfielder. Me and the virgins plann on haveing a good time.

[Bearinator]

midfielder said:

I am bringing 9 virgins and possibly 14 for the Sydney match. Virgins in the sense of first time at Bluetounge, these are my Mum, Sister, Brother in law, their two kids, plus Big Bear I work with Big Bear, his wife and two kids. Plus hopefully Mal & family across the road from me he goes to Flying Circus matches and I have told him he should come to the holy grail of OZ football at the CC. Also big Sue who lives next door to my Mum.

As an aside midfielder’s niece ( 8 yo little girl) thinks she was going to see Midfielder play and my sister had to explain Midfielder is on sidelines. She thinks I must be injured and asked me when I would be fit to play again, at 53 with the little girl looking up at me, I explained I do play, but no longer for the Mariners, she seemed heart broken and I felt bad.

Anyway back to the theme of my post can anyone find more virgins to bring than midfielder. Me and the virgins plann on haveing a good time.

Only a loser would call his mother, sister, brother in law, and friends virgins......

And talk about himself in the third person

[EGGBA]

I bought my misses a few weeks ago Who was a "1st timer" now is fully addicted and coming to the scum game she bought her friend who was also a "1st timer" she loved it too.

P.s i'm not real sure this should be in the mariners thread mabe marinators if not other stuff

[mariners4ever]

hey mod i think you should either lock or move this thread