THE HOARTH WITHPERER

[Melsy]

for all you animal lovers out there.

THE HOARTH WITHPERER

Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

Sam asks "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

"A female hoarth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin hoarth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?

So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and
slams him to the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrathe
that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

[pom pom]

i cant understand the words in punch line?
help me out melsy.....please

[Melsy]

mellyj said:

i cant understand the words in punch line?
help me out melsy.....please

Twat = Trot

so then he says

Can i See her run around a little bit. same as Trot

[pom pom]

ahhhh hahaha. now i get it. hehe

[Nah.]

ha ha ha i saw the exact same joke in a street magazine, or a similar magazine about cars, why i was reading it i do not know