Post by marinermick on Jan 31, 2007 8:04:58 GMT 10
A police officer pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the
lanes.
He approached the car window and said, 'Sir, I need you to blow into this
breathalyser tube?
The man immediately reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note.
On it was written: 'This man suffers from terrible asthma. Please don't
make him perform any action that'll leave him short of breath.The officer
said,
'OK then, I need you to come and give a blood sample.' Straightaway, the
man produced another letter. This one read: 'This manis a haemophiliac.
Please do not cause him to bleed in any way.'So the police officer said,
'Right, I need a urine sample then.' The man produced a third letter from
his pocket. It read, "This man plays for the English Cricket Team. Please
don't take the piss out of him."
lanes.
He approached the car window and said, 'Sir, I need you to blow into this
breathalyser tube?
The man immediately reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note.
On it was written: 'This man suffers from terrible asthma. Please don't
make him perform any action that'll leave him short of breath.The officer
said,
'OK then, I need you to come and give a blood sample.' Straightaway, the
man produced another letter. This one read: 'This manis a haemophiliac.
Please do not cause him to bleed in any way.'So the police officer said,
'Right, I need a urine sample then.' The man produced a third letter from
his pocket. It read, "This man plays for the English Cricket Team. Please
don't take the piss out of him."
