Happy Hallmark day people!
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Thats the name we use too. So awesome.
13 bits of random hallmark day related trivia:
Franklin D. Roosevelt spent every one of his 13 Valentine's Days as president of the United States tooling around the White House in his wheelchair completely naked.
Hallmark this year launched a new line called "the Brokeback Collection" for gay lovers.
Unsold Valentine's Day heart candies are sold as chalk to Third-World schools.
In colonial America, it was believed that saying "Happy Valentine's Day" backwards 10 times while copulating would ensure that your next offspring would be male.
The most popular brand of candy hearts is actually made with a mixture of 90% sugar, 5% artificial flavoring and 5% gunpowder. If laid on a flat, hard surface and stomped on, they "explode" just like cap-gun rounds.
If said in the correct tone and cadence, "Be my Valentine" played backwards sounds exactly like "Butt-love is in."
Among the findings of the 9/11 Commission was that a young Osama bin Laden received no valentines as a third-grader in a London prep school.
Windows XP users who create a user name "billg" then play 214 games of FreeCell on February 14 will be treated to a slide show from Bill and Melinda Gates' wedding.
Candy hearts were originally candied hamster hearts that were dried, cut and stamped.
The average red rose contains 38 calories. White roses have only 26.
Valentine's Day cards were invented by an out-of-work newspaper obituary writer who hung out at the back exit of a brothel with a camera.
On 2/14/00, 214 people bled to death from injuries attributed to rose thorns.
The real-life third-century St. Valentine was notorious for his forays into bestiality.
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Valentine's Day cards were invented by an out-of-work newspaper obituary writer who hung out at the back exit of a brothel with a camera.
On 2/14/00, 214 people bled to death from injuries attributed to rose thorns.
The real-life third-century St. Valentine was notorious for his forays into bestiality.
February 14 (2/14) was chosen as the date to celebrate Valentine's Day because it symbolizes "TWO become ONE FOR-ever."