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Post by Yellowbeard on Jan 18, 2006 19:56:43 GMT 10
but every time the camera moves to Lindsay... Instant Floppy!
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Post by ryan on Jan 18, 2006 20:06:13 GMT 10
I think it might be the last chance to see Maria unfortunately
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Post by omni on Jan 18, 2006 23:19:03 GMT 10
The thing that Sharapova has over Anna Kournikova and alot of the other good looking players around is that she can actually play the game, I'm amazed how long Kournikova kept going for despite never winning a tournament.
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Post by DJ on Jan 18, 2006 23:27:34 GMT 10
Tennis is crap!
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Post by brett on Jan 19, 2006 0:03:06 GMT 10
Umm....I would have thought this thread had clarified the appeal of tennis! Or did you mean to say England is crap at tennis? Back on 'topic'...I realised a couple of years ago Hantuchova has the best legs in womens sport! Up to her armpits! |
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Post by striker 9 on Jan 19, 2006 8:22:08 GMT 10
you guys are sick puppies!  .... I think all chicks on the tennis tour are good, some are better than others |
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Jan 19, 2006 10:25:55 GMT 10
funny shit!
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Damir issues kidnap and kill threats
January 19, 2006 - 8:36AM
Damir Dokic says he is seeking to kidnap his estranged daughter Jelena, and has threatened to kill an Australian as revenge for her returning to the country.
In a sensational rant to a Serbian newspaper, Damir Dokic has vowed revenge against Australia for conspiring to return the 2000 Wimbledon semi-finalist to the country.
Damir, renowned for his erratic behaviour, says he wants to drop a nuclear bomb on Australia and accuses Croatia and the Vatican of influencing her decision to quit Serbia and return to Australia.
Under her father's guidance, Jelena Dokic quit Australia for Serbia in 2001, and has only just returned to the Australian fold after becoming estranged from Damir.
"Australia with the help of Croatia and the Vatican have brainwashed my daughter," Damir told Serbian daily Kurir.
"I have thought about dropping a nuclear bomb on Sydney since Jelena lost in the first round this week, for which Australia is to blame.
"I have even thought about killing an Australian in revenge, but I wouldn't gain anything from it."
Damir has sought help from Serbian politicians, including an accused war criminal, in kidnapping Jelena.
"Only two were ready to help," Damir said.
"One of them however, Vojislav Seselj, is waiting to be tried at the International War Crimes Tribunal in the Hague."
Damir said it was Australia, rather than him, that was mentally suspect.
"Australia is a spoiled nation," Damir said.
"They can expect my revenge.
"I'm not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it's 40 degrees celsius outside."
AAP
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Post by glen006 on Jan 19, 2006 11:23:33 GMT 10
you guys are sick puppies! .... I think all chicks on the tennis tour are good, some are better than others amelie mauresmo?? Ivanovic is fighting back against Stosur (who's a lesbian) .. maybe Stosur is getting distracted by perving on gorgeous little ana www.anaivanovic.comI've been keeping myself busy over the last two days by having $100 bets on short priced favourites. So far Grosjean, Hantuchova, Robredo and Nalbandian have won me $130 dollars, I have $100 today on Amer Delic to beat Gosford boy Nathan Healey at $1.60 |
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Post by glen006 on Jan 19, 2006 11:42:14 GMT 10
Oh, and I couldn't (be bothered to) find the lookalikes thread we had a few weeks ago .. but...
Akgul Amanmuradova, who played Hantuchova, (and there's not ONE photo of her on the net), and Leo Carle, did anyone else see it??
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Post by DJ on Jan 19, 2006 13:33:09 GMT 10
Umm....I would have thought this thread had clarified the appeal of tennis! Or did you mean to say England is crap at tennis? Back on 'topic'...I realised a couple of years ago Hantuchova has the best legs in womens sport! Up to her armpits!  Tennis is an individual sport not team, so whether GB have crappy players is irrelivant really Tennis is just so boring to watch, even if girls do wear short skirts! |
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Post by striker 9 on Jan 19, 2006 13:44:44 GMT 10
you guys are sick puppies! .... I think all chicks on the tennis tour are good, some are better than others amelie mauresmo?? ummmmmm... yep - as I said, some are better than others..... a lot better! |
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Post by omni on Jan 19, 2006 20:07:06 GMT 10
I've been keeping myself busy over the last two days by having $100 bets on short priced favourites. So far Grosjean, Hantuchova, Robredo and Nalbandian have won me $130 dollars, I have $100 today on Amer Delic to beat Gosford boy Nathan Healey at $1.60 HEALY MARCHES ON 4 set victory, should have done it in 3 if he didn't blow the tiebreak, enjoy losing your money youf***ing traitor. Nathan has Davydenko next round, good luck with that one. |
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Post by omni on Jan 20, 2006 0:57:48 GMT 10
HEWITT GOOOOOONE YOU BEAUTY!!!!
For all you Sprem lovers out there she's still alive in the doubles. Everybodies favourite Wimbledon champion, Maria Sharapova starts off the day's play at 11am on Centre Court, so it should be on 7.
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Post by glen006 on Jan 21, 2006 11:14:14 GMT 10
yeah I know I can't believe I went against the coastie, I deserve everything I got, I had some on the draw at $3.40 last night though, but I would have rather lost and saw Kwassy's second allowed.
Looks like Hingis is the goods .. f*** she's playing well, I still love Daniela Hantuchova though, what about those little shorts!
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Post by Yellowbeard on Jan 21, 2006 11:16:50 GMT 10
she's got a body like omni!
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Post by omni on Jan 21, 2006 14:24:23 GMT 10
I will be steering clear of Yellowbeard at the Kendall Bar next week.
Shite commentry just then on fox sports 'the Australian Open is one of the best sporting events in the world'. It's not even the best in Tennis! Best in Australia I could maybe take (although the commie games are on) but the world, come off it.
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Post by brett on Jan 22, 2006 10:43:58 GMT 10
OK boys...here we go....
TONIGHT 7:30PM Hantuchova v Sharapova
I assume 7 will be telecasting this one.
*drool*
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Post by DJ on Jan 22, 2006 14:36:09 GMT 10
Geez boys just get a porno, box of tissues and relieve yourselves!
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Post by omni on Jan 23, 2006 0:12:12 GMT 10
Anyone else think that dress she's been wearing could be more flattering.
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Post by striker 9 on Jan 23, 2006 9:56:30 GMT 10
Anyone else think that dress she's been wearing could be more flattering. Omni, the dress looks good - it's your eyes that need adjusting  |
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.... I think all chicks on the tennis tour are good, some are better than others 
Tennis is an individual sport not team, so whether GB have crappy players is irrelivant really