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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 16, 2006 20:37:29 GMT 10
us girls could beat u arses with our hands tied behind our back and a blindfold on.u guys are crap..GIRLS RULE BOYS DRULE.
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 16, 2006 20:38:46 GMT 10
oh how i love this thread
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Post by lilkwasnik on Mar 16, 2006 22:05:21 GMT 10
welllll the only hting i cant think of that makes boys lucky are how they can play in the a leauge and we cant  im not saying any of the boys on the forum are good enough to play in the leauge though  |
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 7:44:49 GMT 10
us girls could beat u arses with our hands tied behind our back and a blindfold on. Oooohhh that sounds kinda kinky nomes You must have a lucky boyfriend .... lol .... |
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Post by brett on Mar 17, 2006 12:25:48 GMT 10
Mens Rules List
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Blah, blah, blah....
Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Listen up!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Breasts are for looking at and that's why we do it. Dont try to change that.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Captain Cook did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Cars, or Sport.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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Post by pom pom on Mar 17, 2006 13:47:08 GMT 10
you prick
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Post by pipray on Mar 17, 2006 15:11:43 GMT 10
Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks,
and left!!!!
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Post by pipray on Mar 17, 2006 15:19:25 GMT 10
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFE: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFER: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFE: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFER: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFE: What did I do wrong?
SAFER: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFE: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFER: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate
Husband, not happy with wife's mood swings, bought her a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor her moods. When she's in a good mood, it turns green. When
she's in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy her diamonds.
Here have some chocolate.
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 17, 2006 15:52:44 GMT 10
Dj i didnt mean that in a kinky way u arse,u boys only think about sex.
BRETT i am going to kill you on saturday morning u are dead boy.everything on that list is absolute bullshit i don't know any girls that are like that.but ya never know the kind of girlfriends you guys have had eyy?
shopping is not a sport u are right on that one.anyone who thinks it is has got to be stupid.men are the people that talk through movies/games actually no you make noises.annoying noises..girls are just sooooo much better on every level.
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Post by pom pom on Mar 17, 2006 20:03:24 GMT 10
on every level hey?  ? |
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 17, 2006 21:31:39 GMT 10
what do u mean by that?
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 21:35:31 GMT 10
Dj i didnt mean that in a kinky way u arse,u boys only think about sex. I know u didn't - was being a smart arse as usual! Women always think that boys can't do 2 things at the same time too. I say bullshit! I can have sex and think it's someone else at the same time....it's not difficult? |
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Post by pom pom on Mar 17, 2006 21:37:27 GMT 10
Dj i didnt mean that in a kinky way u arse,u boys only think about sex. I know u didn't - was being a smart arse as usual! Women always think that boys can't do 2 things at the same time too. I say bullshit! I can have sex and think it's someone else at the same time....it's not difficult? that is just so wrong..... |
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 21:41:11 GMT 10
I know u didn't - was being a smart arse as usual! Women always think that boys can't do 2 things at the same time too. I say bullshit! I can have sex and think it's someone else at the same time....it's not difficult? that is just so wrong..... why boys.......back me up here |
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Post by pom pom on Mar 17, 2006 21:43:57 GMT 10
haha. its just wrong on so many levels, you cant be doing such an intimate thing with someone and then while you are doing it think its someone else....ESPECIALLY if you are thinking its paris hilton or someone with plastic boobs.......come on girls give it to him
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 21:46:24 GMT 10
all u have to do is close ur eyes pom pom and imagine?
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Mar 17, 2006 21:49:46 GMT 10
it's not your fault that you lie back and think of maggie thatcher naked on a cold day, is it? ;D
...sorry DJ, that's way too far...
still posting it!
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 21:51:54 GMT 10
it's not your fault that you lie back and think of maggie thatcher naked on a cold day, is it? ;D ...sorry DJ, that's way too far... still posting it! have u been watching Austin Powers Dibo? |
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Post by pipray on Mar 17, 2006 22:30:15 GMT 10
DJ you crack me up!
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 22:31:41 GMT 10
why thank u |
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im not saying any of the boys on the forum are good enough to play in the leauge though 
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