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Post by pipray on Mar 17, 2006 22:33:46 GMT 10
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Post by Fish on Mar 17, 2006 22:41:48 GMT 10
Rubbish your a wanker Grounsell  |
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Post by DJ on Mar 17, 2006 23:00:21 GMT 10
Rubbish your a wanker Grounsell Shut up Fisher - I know u slept with ur wife pretending it was Jennifer Anniston! |
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Post by Jimmydinho on Mar 18, 2006 6:52:05 GMT 10
i love this thread.
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 18, 2006 7:25:53 GMT 10
your all arses.if u can seriously have sex with someone thinking its someone else your all low dogs.and deserve a punch in the mouth..by me!
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Post by DJ on Mar 18, 2006 10:02:34 GMT 10
low dogs? I ain't a silky I'm a great dane nomes! |
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Mar 18, 2006 11:05:28 GMT 10
nomes, is your pisstake radar in need of recalibration?
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Post by pom pom on Mar 18, 2006 12:37:51 GMT 10
its not so much a chat no more is it?
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 18, 2006 14:41:16 GMT 10
DJ-u are a lowdog lol
DIBO-half the words that come outta your mouth i dont understand.
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Post by dibo (pron. "DIB-OH") on Mar 18, 2006 15:31:59 GMT 10
that's alright, half the words that come outta my mouth i don't understand! ;D
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Post by pom pom on Mar 18, 2006 15:39:25 GMT 10
how did this thread turn out to have a convo about guys and thier dreams in it?  i blame dj hahaha ;D |
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Post by pipray on Mar 18, 2006 21:13:56 GMT 10
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/bockan/cid_001501c63c28fd6215e08600a8c0Dan.gif" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>
Sorry i don't know how to post a pic! Have a look! ;D
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Mar 19, 2006 17:44:40 GMT 10
hahaha those men have worms..ewwww
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Post by lilkwasnik on Mar 19, 2006 20:52:44 GMT 10
ahahahahahahahahahahaa thats funny lol it remind me of that add with thorpy eating those bar thingys
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Post by pom pom on Mar 20, 2006 16:30:45 GMT 10
that is kind of a turn off.......they have nice bods but thats it
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Post by pipray on Apr 1, 2006 22:38:17 GMT 10
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every
woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
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Post by pipray on Apr 1, 2006 22:40:40 GMT 10
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long
after hypothermia has set in. Calling AA is not an option. I will win.
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and
stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us
will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these
computers and everything,I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a
couple of beers and break wind, as a form of holy communion.
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for
you, this is no problem
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store,like
milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or
"tofu." For all I know,these are the same thing
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it
apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch
TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show looking for it.....though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.The true
answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit
us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to
pick up something for my mother, too.
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.Chances are, if
you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if you are feeling amorous
afterwards....then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to other men
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were
wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or
without it,looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2006, I will share equally in the
housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the
dishes, and I'll do the rest...... Like wandering around in the garden with a beer
wondering what to do next.
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Post by Pollock on Apr 2, 2006 12:48:14 GMT 10
Well you've got me pegged, well all but the what we are thinking part.....what is this sports and cars you speak of.
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Post by pipray on Apr 2, 2006 19:40:31 GMT 10
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Post by NOMESSSS. on Apr 2, 2006 20:25:39 GMT 10
you guys are still posting on this thread.
when will u accept that girls arent like that?
gossshhhh
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i blame dj hahaha ;D